How to fix a poem

• Look at the poem upside down and you'll see where you've gone wrong.
• Sing the poem to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas". Or "Despacito".
• Tear the poem in half and turn it into two poems that answer each other.
• Tear the poem in half and turn it into two poems that contradict each other.
• Throw the poem into the garbage and rewrite it using only the words you can remember.
• Make it into a poem about brokenness.
• Do not attempt to fix a poem.
• Acknowledge that if you fix a poem, it will not be able to propagate and may in fact become the last poem ever written.