1) Include more pictures of meat. Apparently, you like to look at pictures of meat. That is something we have in common, as I too enjoy artistically arranged pork loin photography. It would be my honor to satisfy your image search with some Grade A All-American beef. And also some porn would be good.
2) Stop using so many words. You don't like a lot of talk. Talk, talk, talk. I understand this impulse, and empathize. So much more could be said if I only stuck to pictures of meat, I agree. The Red Eye has plenty of content as it is, why clutter the free self-indulgent self-expression market with more? I don't even know what Amy Pohler named her baby, what good am I? I know, I know. More meat it is.
3) Learn Portuguese. I'm not quite sure why. They serve lots of meat in Brazilian restaurants?
Hopefully these will represent the first steps toward the cultural relevance I was so certain I would achieve as a master of the poetic arts. I have begun to realize that the REAL poetry is MEAT.