NPM 17

Did You Hear? We Won!

A lady does not eat a lumberjack breakfast
though she must be familiar, appreciative of pancakes,
show the requisite delight at maple-flavored bacon
and remain unaware of any and all bacon-related innuendoes
which should pass for conversation.

She will land facedown in these innuendoes, in theory,
and this will be close enough to bukkake to save a lot of trouble
for the internet. A lady never climaxes at the dinner table.
A lady always leaves the restaurant, naked, covered only
by a syrup-stained comforter, never to return.


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